-His hall of fame derp face

The most underrated band of the ‘90s was Poop Towel.

And they say men can’t find the G-spot. Checkmate, Jezzies!

And now Dallas knows Washington’s game plan to run 55 times from the I-formation.

This is legit boomer brain that comes from consuming 12+ hours of TV a day. I have family who leave the TV on constantly (literally always in the background when they’re home) and they can not focus on one topic for any period of time. They’ll ask you a question and when you’re in the middle of answering, they’ll just…

He is like Mac doing Murtaugh. 

and especially nautious to side with someone with such poor grammar

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Bra-vo. What an absolutely astonishing read.

On my sixteenth birthday, I went to the DMV to get my license—passed the test—and then drove my parents and little sister to a nearby city about twenty miles down the road from where we lived.

During that excursion, my parents bought me dinner—and then we went over to the mall so I could pick up Final Fantasy Tactics…

The proper term isn’t downvotes, it’s “surprise disagreements.”

It’s the X button and the circle button. Has been since the PS1.

I 100% believe Gruden was hyped by that video

Definitely the best episode of Hard Knocks.

Its from Roman Holiday, an amazing classic romcom by william wyler written by dalton trumbo (while blacklisted - he won an oscar for it, though he wasn’t credited) and with gregory peck as a male lead.

You can just say beer.

I’m going on Sunday.  Partially because I love live football, and mostly because I intend to get a photo of every handjob sign i see and I don’t trust SNF camera operators to deliver.