NOPE NOPE DISMISS DELETE NOPE FUCK YOU WHY DID YOU PUT THAT IN MY BRAIN.

Wrong story, man, the Jeremy Renner porno one posted earlier.

that seems like a lot

Just when I start to think I have a decent handle on the world, I find out there’s not only a Jeremy Renner app, but also, apparently, an audience for it.

Agrawals shortcomings as a corporate leader aside, we really do need to embrace bidets a lot more in the US.

Speaking of the future being wide open, I heard Tom Petty’s “Into the Great Wide Open” yesterday and there’s a lyric in there that has always bothered me:

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

65% of Charger fans have at one point lived in Philip Rivers’ ballsack.

No.

Might as well change his name; it’s not like he responds to it anyway.

To be fair, as an Eagles fan, I truly hate the Cowboys more than any team except the Eagles.

Surprising to see him get the sack as an edge rusher; usually Peace comes from within.

“Forget what?" - Derek from Muncie, through a mouthful of half-chewed ground beef and cheese

Those fans better watch out. Andrew might send the Silver Surfer after them. 

If there was a young man in literally any other profession who made $100 million before he was 30 and decided to retire, he would be lauded. The Wall Street Journal would write thousands of words of wankery praising his acumen and smarts and god bless America.

OJ of all people should know that taking a stab at someone you trusted doesn’t always work out.

Brady will continue to play until his arm falls off and Bill uses it to beat other players as motivation. 

+1 reticulated spline

Its as if 10000 fantasy teams just cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. 

He Hate Me is the only one of these self made nicknames that ever worked. And that’s not even the same sport