+1termute

But it’s the previous generation that is keeping them from getting good jobs and ruining their lives. Not their total lack of any life skill that doesn’t involve a screen.

I can’t stand the look of cargo pants, but if one is going through an airport (especially when travelling internationally,) there’s nothing better. You have a secure place for your sunglasses, passport, plane ticket, and anything else you need. I don’t give a shit if I look like a dork.

The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.

Well you eat at Stuckeys because that’s all there was on I-70 between Denver and St Louis. But you also have billboards telling you where to eat. You can ask people at reststops. Those blue convenience signs are helpful for immediate needs. Also, they lifted the federal interstate speed limit in the 90s, so road trips…

It’s kind of hard to run while inhaling old man farts

The “real” version looks like a fucking taxidermy accident 

“I’ve been a part of organizations that had pretty good quarterbacks—Jim Kelly, John Elway, Kerry Collins, Eli Manning, Cam Newton. I’ve led a charmed life with the quarterbacks on the teams I’ve worked for. I know what good ones look like.

This series is selling very poorly, according to Comichron.

Welp.

Great job by the various low seeds, and I’m not a huge fan of Jizyah, but I don’t see how this ends with anyone else taking the throne

you basic

So what’s the deal between you and this Matt Berry customerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Greatest album cover of all time.  So great Kinja makes it appear twice.

WHISKY!

I would also add, “Ray bloody Purchase!”

Toast of London is the best thing on Netflix. Do yourself a favor.

The greatest voice of all time.

He’s lamenting what he feels is a loss in journalistic integrity, he’s pining for the salad days if you will.