Beautifully written, Fahey. I’m so glad that you were able to not only pull through, but take those experiences and use them to create such a beautiful narrative. <3 I can’t believe it was already a year ago since we first heard that something was amiss--Kotaku wasn’t the same without you.

The day this kind of thing takes over actual consoles is the day I stop caring about new games. I’m over 40 now. My first game experiences were with pong on a B&W TV set. And I pretty much got, and later bought, almost every system that got out since. I never was the one to be against techology. Hell, I usually…

This.  We can create an old persons club where we don’t see each other at all because we’re playing single player games alone, as the universe intended.  Glad to be a part of this movement. 

I did think about this as I reread my comment,  my backlog could sustain multiple lifetimes.  

I’ll join you at the prune juice bar at five.

I honestly don’t care if Stadia becomes the next big thing,  kills consoles,  and everyone has to play laggy games forever.  Why?  Because I’m officially declaring myself an old man,  and this is where I’m done.  I now plan to live out the rest of my life replaying the great games from the before time as I shake my…

I have no desire to play DF, I just don’t have the time and energy to get to the point of enjoying story generators, but I’ll definitely buy it because these guys deserve it. So much respect for what they have created even though it’s not for me.

Given where Blue Jays catcher Luke Maile set up prior to the pitch, and from Thornton’s immediate reaction, it’s clear that this was unintentional.

Reminds me of the time that I bought the bottle of Johnny walker Blue Label and dropped it in the parking lot.

I love this movie. I feel like this movie also really nailed the whole Streamer Celebrity phenomenon, before that was even really a thing.

Twice. At 30 and 33 seconds. 

A person thinking ‘Black Panther’ is not a Best Picture caliber movie does not make said person either one of those things.

Does he think porn is real?

Man, that Link’s Awakening announcement hit me like a Oprah audience member who just got a free car or house or bees. I still play through the D-Generation X GBC version at least once a year.

Ask big-nose over there. 

welcome back

I’m Doug.  And I’m outtta heeeeeeeerrrreeeeeee.

Bennies and the Jets

Good point. It’s a well known fact basketball players stop improving at the age of 18.