Boy, is the next Commissioner slumber party going to awkward...

Please let this be for Brady what gambling was for Pete Rose.

So is Kraft waiting by the phone for that NFL apology?

Back in the day (1989?) a friend and I recorded ourselves eating twizzlers, listening to De La Soul and playing Zelda. We were 14 and thought we were hilarious.

HTF does this add up to a finding of only “more probable than not” that they participated in violations of the Playing Rules? This seems more like it amounts to “blatantly, hilariously obvious.”

Always relevant.

Enjoy the only moments of George Will not being insufferable ever committed to celluloid or print.

“Hey, fuck you, buddy.”

Lost in all that is the fact that your choice of major has no real impact on anything you’ll ever do.

Yep. Cheap white noise machines drive me bonkers with this. I can always find the loop, and it never takes me long to start hearing the auditory hallucinations once I pick out the loop. So glad to hear that it’s not just me this happens to.

The new BJ was a really effective design and this constant wink and nod to older games in this series just goes to show how much these doods cared. And, let’s be honest, the 92’s BJ probably had the most gnarly gas. Whey bulking powder was a much cruder business back then.

Yo, Mike, there’s a long history of blacks being treated as less than human. Does that mean that anyone who attempts to change this is naive and they’re just silly for trying?

Spoken like someone who cares for these movies as much as Joss Whedon does. Finest Kind.

2015: Eagles go 5-11, 3rd in NFC East. Sam Bradford starts 6 games, Mark Sanchez starts 8, and Tim Tebow starts 2. Tebow goes 1-1, selected to Pro Bowl.

“ and we won’t see either of these teams for four months after Saturday night.”

Wiz-Hawks and Bulls-Cavs should redeem the East somewhat.