Stephen A. Smith: Grow up.

Wow. That’s a fucking shitty move. He got knocked out, no idea it was coming. Wouldn’t be surprised to see MCL/PCL damage on that left knee either - that joint isn’t supposed to bend that way. Looked like Urlacher’s knee in the endzone against us in 2012.

I cannot believe how many people are shitting their pants as adults. I feel so very fortunate.
Sorry for your poo problems.

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurke!

Chris,
You’re my hero. Wait, that’s not a question. You’re my hero? Are you my hero? I’m confused now. How can I turn a fact into a question and still retain its factual nature? -J.Burke

I love the fact that Cate Blanchett has a bit part in the movie but you have no idea it is her because she is completely covered up. except for her eyes.

I would argue that having, “well fuck I don’t know where to go,” turn into, “wow what’s that over there,” is one of the greatest joys in gaming.

You’re a fucking lunatic if you think this guy deserves anything less than the death penalty.

The Knicks aren’t going to be able to help themselves. They will definitely pay him too much to come play alongside Carmelo for two or three (or, god help me, four) years and it will be an unmitigated disaster. Maybe the Knicks could find a way to throw in their first-round pick to get him. /blows brains out

It’s impossible, at this point, for A-Rod to have a heartwarming comeback story. Whatever he accomplishes from here on out with be greeted with either skepticism (people are already talking about him being back on the juice) or grudging respect.

Unoriginal, but boy is it true.

Our Berman, who art in Bristol, hollow be thy fame.

I don’t know if this is better or worse for being at a Renaissance Faire, but here goes!

Someone flashed me and one of my friends when we were buying slurpees, she looked at him and then yelled “ lets kill him!” and we chased him down the street with his dick flapping around.

I think one manager might disagree with you!

We’re a nation of idiots. Womp womp.

Watching that Wes Matthews bubble suddenly stop is just fucking depressing, man.

"CEO of a large corporation in EVE."