“We’re having 3 pounds of bacon for breakfast. Daddy needs to mow the lawn.”

If there is a God, may the woefully underseeded Pope Thrower fight the godslayer, Deicide Huxtable

Incapable of exceeding most any speed limit without the intervention of technology.

I like this thing, but I don’t five-grand like it. 

“Visceral nightmare from the bowels of hell.”

(Imitates Southern accent) If there be someone misrepresentin’ these here racin’ cars that...

When will this be released as a special edition car in Forza Horizon 4?

then rest his or her chest and body down on the padded longitudinal bench-like assembly

First: Ford is completely right not to get involved. It wasn’t their employees that did this and it is on the dealer management to make it right.

My takes are hot, not necessarily good

They were very delightful on the drive to Florida because it gave me something to watch for. They were horrible on the 15 hour drive home after 24 hours of cars so I could get back to PA in time for class, ugh

I am completely unsurprised... and very thankful that dashcams didn’t exist 25 years ago when I was working in a service station. And that’s all I’ll say about the techs’ behavior.

These guys have Daihatsu Hijets, Mazda Cosmos, Mitsubishi Delicas, Nissan Cimas, Figaros, Skylines and Scargos. All RHD. This place is magic.

Step 1: Don’t be a douche thinking that FAA rules don’t apply to you.

Let’s petition them to make the EV-1, Saab’s prototype from 1985:

Last time I researched it, you’ll go over a grand for a racing set up with a set of goggles/remote/drone/charger/batteries.

Sure there is.  If he hadn’t defeated the safety features the car is supposed to fucking stop.

The way this is written amuses me.  It says if you’re interested in a burial at sea, you don’t have to apply prior to burial.  Ok, fine. But if you don’t, I’m guessing that what’s meant here is that someone needs to apply for you post-burial.

I drove the new Jimny around Nürnberg, Germany

For years now, CarMax has been treating both buyers and sellers like children. Sale prices too high, but non-negotiable. Buying prices too low, and also never budge on those.