Goddamnit, Robin! Keep your cloaca shut!

this lack of foresight led to the omission of a full sized spare, which in turn enabled the joker to get away.

*Guy cuts you off*

“Old Guy Figures Out How to Get Everyone to Leave Him Alone”

today i learnt its completely impossible to make jokes round here without someone taking it seriously

I 100% agree with this sentiment but... it’s sooo cute!  and if I were retired and lived in one of those golf-cart communities I would totally buy this and terrorize the other retirees 

Yeah, this one is shifty in a very bad way. First off, no mileage listed. Second, the seller claims “clean title” but does not provide a VIN (clean title and clean Carfax are two different things). Third, replacement drivetrain with 80k on the meter (supposedly). Fourth, picture taken in a car wash.
BUT these do have a…

Field dressing a buck is a given, the question is whether or not you need to do it blindfolded. As for the American flag pants, I presume any pants you wear inside this vehicle immediately become American flag pants.

killing the cemetery.

Are you suggesting someone actually developed Kinja?

Well pull the splintery stick out of your arse and RUN!

How do I know you are a real writer?

How do I know you’re a real physician and not some con artist?

As a family physician, your take is utter bullshit.

Is it a minor incontinence?

As someone with 3 E36s... Those are to indicate your hazards are on when you break down. Again.

If they are ever blinking, know that it is consuming precious blinker fluid and getting hold of the OEM stuff that won’t destroy your seals is a serious challenge.

On my BMW, left and right arrows on my dash... I am not sure what those are for.... 

So, is it a horse or a bull?

The egregious and terrible nature of the core take here almost distracts from the absolutely heinous addendum about the best kind of pizza.