As a final "fuck you" to the NBA, Sterling plans on dying tomorrow.

I had a conversation recently when a friend emotionally told me that he wants me to find my dream job and be successful because I deserve it. I told him I just want to find a job that doesn't crush my confidence, self-belief and destroy me physically (as my last "dream job") did. I also told him it's ok to do…

That’s a bit of a role reversal. Usually it's a dick running his Ford into a fire hydrant. Either way you’re probably looking at a bumper with a little crack in it.

I call bullshit. She's probably just stating this for the infamy. She was so sloppy in the one killing she was busted for, what are the odds she actually killed 21 other people and didn't get caught?

Gawddamn. Love it.

"But there were gay men in the crowd who said it was offensive that the Rams organization would choose to embarrass Arizona fans by portraying them as a gay couple."

Edgy.

Well this article was a disappointment. I was hoping it involved Chris Christie's fat ego being big enough to be seen from space along with the pyramids and the great wall.

Obviously this was fake. I mean did you SEE those bedrooms?!?

Every country has sent its correspondents, he says, "except the Spanish, God bless them."

After stepping over used condoms and walking past a crudely punched hole in a bathroom stall, one journalist reported, "Maybe I should leave the hotel and go check out this gay bar."

Over the past couple of months, you've heard that they don't exist. But they do exist, even in Sochi— you just have to know where to look for them. And here at the Mayak cabaret, you'll find plenty of them. Despite Russia's repressive laws, you only need to walk through the doors of this bar to discover the truth:…

So let me get this straight... You and your boyfriend live 3000 miles away from each other yet you still take the time to wear matching running outfits? Now that's what I call commitment.

I got your real nightmare Olympic mascots right here.

Flamer Tweets Controversial Picture of Fruit

How'd she succeed in figure skating if she never learned to skate backwards?