Ever so lovely Mags is at the Bayview Retirement Home near Bournemouth.

I had low expectations for the opening ceremony, so I have been pleasantly surprised. Perhaps it's because I'm a sucker for LEDs, strobe lights, and new age techno crap. In other words, I'm easily entertained by pretty lights and loud noises.

Surprisingly not, or at least not yet. There was an Eastenders reference along with a salute to Mr. Bean.