eppicrant
eppicrant
eppicrant

Gawker is dead and a Trump presidency is alive. Fuck.

trufax. i used to be straight...now i’m sorrrrrta into dudes.

I'm waiting by my phone. Any second now. They're gonna call. I can sense it.

Meanwhile, at HairMetalHenry HQ, HairMetalHenry leaned back in his Barcalounger with satisfaction.

As a Jew, no, I will not. It's an ugly word but I will not pretend that it doesn't exist.

"all Muslims are terrorists"

Country doesn't exist.

"Techno"

That's easy to justify; "I want to go over there, and I don't want to stop for any reason."

Anything with one of these on the hood:

I've always thought the Kenworth C500 was pretty cool.

When all your enthusiasts are buying used...well, that's how Saab died.

My sister's ex-bf had a near 70 year old mother that played Fallout 3 to I am pretty certain as near 100 percent completion as one can get. I was in awe.

Me too. I can't stop laughing now.

"Will you marry me?"