When we're playing San Francisco, I call my right hook "tech boom."

Yeah, thank God for this new system. Saying something critical is effectively the same as posting porn. How fucking hilarious is that.

Look it's needs all that water 'cause its thirsty!

Chuck's not the most articulate individual - and that actually makes him more endearing - but his heart is in the right place. You can't seriously blame white people for everything. And it's not all "white sociological impact." Look at criminality in hip-hop. It is monolithic and mainstream. Take responsibility…

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Oh God I was definitely born in the hospital in the background at the 0:19 mark. South Side!!

Somebody please pinch me and tell me that's not Oak Lawn in Chicago.

Timothy Burke, you are a massive cunt tool. Go fuck yourself into a parallel universe where you have a real job.

This is a Greek kid trying to avoid his helicopter mother for the holidays. Everybody relax.

Really? You inline link to background stories mid-sentence and link to the *main article* in what essentially amounts to a footnote? Wow. And you think this is standard practice when inline linking not only exists for the last fifteen years, but is used twice in the very same post? Man, people on the internet are…

Thank God for bracketing a domain name after the article, I mean where else could you possibly a href the main story?

Awesome, only took me three clicks to find the article. I guess hot linking "pretty interesting piece" was totally out of the question.

I mean this semi-respectfully, but you're an idiot. The moron filming this on his iPhone has effectively cropped out the sides of the road, so of course you're looking down the road and things don't seem to be whipping by. There's no way this guy topped off at 100mph.

You're asking the wrong questions. This guy trusted his friends with his life. To tether him correctly and jump off a bridge, blindfolded. Jump off a bridge, blindfolded.

Barry Petchesky's headlines wouldn't be effective if they weren't at least a little bit stupid. Let that sink in while you're perusing the grey.

Rape: Just Give Men More Time

Nice to see Terrence Malick join the NFL camera crew.

"Bears Beat" is a great name for this section.

Listen the real answer is you're a pissant, and he's not.