That was the cord connecting Jay Cutler's helmet to Kristin Cavallari. You do not fuck with that cord.

I do appreciate the diagnosis! You should google 'N54 burning oil' some time!

My thousands of dollars in devaluing and borderline illegal aftermarket investments beg to differ

Listen I burn through a liter of oil every month and buy my mechanic gifts regularly now that I'm out of warranty, so please let me win this argument

Let's be honest, a chipped e92 335xi in space grey is a much better value. *hugs car*

"Say hi to Janay for me"

Wow Tom Ley, congratulations on the new low.

Bill Simmons has turned into the Derrick Rose of keeping his job at ESPN.

Good lord I've never seen a car go from 140 to 180mph like that.

Hey Deadspin why do you keep posting multiple stories about the same guy? First this, then the pic of him playing trumpet..

Yeah nothing says "extended family" like uploading a video to Youtube

Fuck those are some boring headlights.