“There’s nothing I want more than to get head on the way home and then be able to tell her about it and fuck her later that night. How can I convince her to let me do this while also being able to tell her about it and be truthful?”

is this a paid advertorial or what? gross. i don’t care if this is about a free product. this reeeeeks.

at this point, its a race to see if Attenborough or the environment will outlast each other

We just call it the BBC here.

10 out of 10

I watched that episode of next generation last night lol! 

Took the words right out of my ass.

Unfortunately, nobody had a deck of cards.

I know, RIGHT?!

George Costanza was right: It’s like “beat the clock” with those things.. Have your partner put it on you, is the advice I’ve heard.

I know “This was so funny, I almost crashed my car!” is a podcast review cliché, but that honestly very nearly happened when I heard the “Tell us a little about yourself...” “THIS IS THE CENTIPEDE.” exchange.

Please tell me the drums were somehow being played underwater too.

My wife made the same joke during the final battle scene!

CRAB PEE-PUHL

Sean and Hayes audibly getting more and more excited about how great the episode is going is so charming.

I don’t get the “Africa” thing. To me, it’s a terrible piece of garbage. But I guess that’s part of the criteria, along with an artist that isn’t necessarily a one-hit wonder, but certainly not a pillar of pop music. All that being said, let’s go with... oh god they’re all so terrible... How about The Cult?

I definitely saw “Mathnet” on Square One years before I ever saw Dragnet.

Seeing films parodied on the Simpsons was always an interesting experience for me growing up, as the older people in the audience would remind the youngsters just what is being parodied and why they should laugh at it.

Many Americans born between the Depression and the Reagan era have Looney Tunes to thank for instilling them with any amount of cultural literacy.

I think The Rabbit of Seville introduced everyone to Opera