you have fudge?

since 1988.

you’re right. that’s a perfectly cromulent work truck. i’m biased against vehicles with raw materials strapped all over them driving in the middle lane. i’ll work on it.

i don’t know what the cars’ speeds are, and i don’t care because that’s not relevant. the left lane is for passing, and all that matters is the cars’ relative speed to each other.

nice price. i’d own it for a year and then sell it. then in my head i’d be all yeah i had a maserati for a while.

i think camping is a strong word. the tesla had just passed that shitty white work truck and was clearly gaining on the cars that were in front of the shitty work truck. 

the kind of adaptive cruise that doesn’t handle full stop is useless in Socal. My Volvo’s ACC was perfect for stop and go traffic in L.A.

smart entry and adaptive cruise. i will never own another daily driver without it if i can help it.

you aren’t spoiled.

the “last minute” part is that the 18 wheeler was hoping to cross those two lanes and get on the 101. the only reason a truck driver would change lanes right there is if they fucked up and were about to get stuck on the 5. the worst driver in this video is the trucker, not the gusher.

it does not. obviously, end zones don’t count. they are a different color. sheesh.

This looks like something I’d rent for a 3 hour tour of an island in the Caribbean.

you know these came in brown, right?

yeah but two things can’t be the most dangerous. it’s pedantic tuesday y’all.

yeah i don’t think it’s a good idea to buy a car from a complete asshole.

hate to tell you this Torch, but i think you’re done with this series. to top this you’d have to find a photo of footmen with flags clinging to the rear of a car.

one thing i noticed about my subaru fob is there is one button for locking and unlocking. the car has a different beep and light flash so you know for sure whether you locked it or unlocked it. i’m all for reducing the number of buttons on a fob like that.

Tesla Owner to Bolt Owner in parking lot: Oh, Model 2? Nice Chevy.

project fails.

i mean yeah, if you haven’t already.

TSL is the only real stroke of genius in this post. Excellent work.