this is now my favorite NP/CP comment format. 

i agree, with the stipulation that anyone that has already owned a Volvo before wouldn’t pay more than $3700.

this car is the perfect shape.




to cram it up your ass.

i bought one from Needful Things. it was super cheap but the radio had a Right Said Fred tape stuck in it.

hey man, it still is the pinnacle of 80's auto safety.

holy shit. it should come with a dead japanese guy in the back.

when i was a kid in the ‘80s that trunk baffled me into legit outrage. i just hadn’t ever seen the cars that styling cue referenced. now i dig it.

and the darkest window tint your state allows so nobody can see you in it.

‘80s audis are tempting in theory, but ones that seat 4 comfortably are always, always terrible mistakes.

yeah i’d drive the shit out of that. but i’d always be a little sad that it isn’t an SC.

you can still get Grand Wagoneers under $10k any day of the week. it will just take another $10k over the next 5 years to get it to where you aren’t embarrassed by it when someone gets within 5 feet.

i have loved late ‘80s preludes since like, the late ‘80s. they were just so neat.

if he’s going to get a European import from this time period, he should build a bumper conversion into his budget.

yeah, but just barely.

avoided jail so far.

yeah those mid to late ‘80s cutlass and regal 2 doors were the smart move if you cared about buying American and didn’t park on the street.

this guy fieris.

Dealing coke? no. Acid and this brand new shit called XTC? Yes.

we couldn’t find a purple truck.

Ford is pretty good at messing up automatic transmissions too tho