If I'm buying a Ford, I want a manual mostly because I don't want a Ford automatic. How Ford fucks up an automatic transmission they source from someone else for 50 fucking years in a row I don't understand. 

Oh so like a del sol but not. I get it. 

I vote TX NP. if the ac is strong, count me in.

atfsgeoff loves pizza/child rape.

cruise control had to be removed to make room for the oil catch can. it’s a really common s2000 mod for tracked cars. so it’s not an idiotic mod, at all. but it is an indication that this thing has been used hard. 

if i ever want to know how to live off of bad slumlord debt in the early ‘80s or go bankrupt in the late ‘80s i’ll ask him. but since outdated advice like “bring cash to the dealership” isn’t useful to me in 2020, i think i’ll keep never ever thinking about him or listening to him.

and also what they do for their hemorrhoids.

oh the current US postal vehicles aren’t DOT and NHTSA legal. they got an exemption because in theory they are only used during the day time on surface streets and don’t break 35 mph.

yeah i would guess either shitty old fuel lines or shitty old wiring or shitty old fuel lines and wiring. or sabotage. when a fire starts in a glove box, you have to consider sabotage.

If Honda doesn’t see a case for the Fit in the US, there really shouldn’t be a case for the Sonic.

yeah. i mean, i took my $1200 in shut the fuck up money. so i feel like i should probably shut the fuck up.

Yes, by throwing themselves up into my windshield and then rolling over the roof. 

well good for them. i had serious doubts that people would be willing to spend that much on a Kia, but with longer-term financing and people focusing on their monthly payment rather than total cost, i guess a lot of people aren’t sweating it. Kia/Hyundai has worked hard for the improved reputation and good will they…

Eh don’t worry about Coronavirus affecting Texas numbers. We have been known to buy new trucks up to 72 hours after being declared dead.

Great Zombie Jesus. 

I also just threw up a little in your mouth. 

that entry level model trick to build brand loyalty is older than 2003. the Cimarron came out in 1982. 

i don’t even like Grabber Blue. this vehicle is gross to me.

15 years ago, this was a hack. so now it’s a hack hack.

he’s a small business owner. a lot of people start little businesses because they are unemployable, and/or because they are lower-management material that fantasize about one day having a little plantation of their own, where no government or executive can tell them how to treat their workers. he’s been living the…