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great handle, bad take. the Saudis and Russians are Walmarting the competition to death, and they can afford the attrition.

Amen. the Saudis aren’t unhinged at all, and the pandemic killing demand makes what they are trying to do much more effective. their timing could not have been better. i live in TX, and this one-two punch is leaving our shit in ruins. 2 months ago business in the oil fields was booming, right now it’s not worth

turns out, it’s not hard to put a price on the joy of driving a car that you like, it’s just a higher price.

that’s why you get GAP and total the car on year 3.

their real money will be made by selling short capes next to the tshirts.


on the other hand, trying to sell bikes to middle aged people isn’t as bad an idea as trying to sell bikes to a specific generation. boomers age out, but there will always be middle aged people.

valid criticism of the branding. i think HD is afraid of trying to sell a bike you can see through because it makes the motor look small and it makes the bike seem even more overpriced. 

so if i have HD’s business model right, they plan to make their real money on custom elimination kits and tshirts.

i don’t think it’s emission standards that are hurting the auto industry right now, but you know what they say. Trump always shoots the hostages.

some of us have a suspended license, asshole.

that blue-green interior is fun but i don’t think it will age well. i look forward to configuring this thing when it hits their website.

is there some regulation that the hazard switch has to be accessible to both driver and passenger? it would make sense and would explain why modern cars have them dead center of the dash.

keep not buying it, i guess.

we get it. you’re so rich you ride in back seats. LAH DEE DAH, FANCY PANTS.

well now i’m REALLY not going to buy one. hmph.

thank you, i thought i saw Bentley around the shoulders and hips.

i know why. because teal. i’d say get over it, but i can’t either.

Haaa back then I thought the Helix looked like it came from like 8 years in the future. 

Yeah I dunno why this article denies the existence of the Elite 80 and 50. I wanted an 80 so bad, but I settled for dating a girl with a Spree and offering to get her something from the store on it all the time.

Riding a scooter? That’s a paddlin’.