Merc gets 24 mpg on the hwy vs 28 for competition with gas engines. Yeah gimme town and country or whatever instead of this. 

yeah, Erik’s claim that we haven’t needed to go into showrooms in decades is bullshit. how many people are willing to buy a car sight unseen with no test drive? it’s not the showroom experience shoppers want to avoid, it’s the sale experience.

mostly from the laserjet printers in the basement at the Fed.

i love the idea of it, and i hate the interior. those seats and that center console are awful. if that ugly shit was replaced and it had wheels that suited the body instead of the frame... well it would still be CP. but i might pay like 9 grand.

hey what’s that red tag on your sleeve mean? did you kill someone in combat?

huh? no it means i can only take a shit between 1600 hours and 1640 hours.

i thought that guy was more into downers.

ha ha sucker. you should have been on welfare this whole time. there’s still time, go slip on a banana peel.

do they just drag it off of the flatbed with your nice new car in Park?

as the owner of an XJS, i would guess that the Mustang was better in every way, and that he was having money problems.

I’ll be damned. I was in my teens at the time and we were lower middle class at best. All this time I thought the L stood for Luxury and the 5.0 was that trim’s engine. The only kid at my school with a Fox Mustang sold acid and had a dad that owned a construction company.

That’s how I remember it back then, the LX was nicer and as fast as the GT. This thing’s value should take a hit for the blue interior, except for maybe on an s2000 or a vehicross that’s never a preferred color.

Right? Five minutes after I click on a headline, I want to get on autotempest and ruin my life.

Syphilis?

Delorean is a solid choice. I got to drive one for about an hour when I was 17 back in 1990. The owner was a friend of my girlfriend’s family. I could see a patch of sky out of the windshield, but that was about it. Even so, I was more worried that I would break it than wreck it. It felt homemade in a crummy way and…

Oh like those people that don’t get vaccinated because if everyone else does they will probably be ok. 

Yew terk their jerbs 

It’s weird to see American workers as the cheap outsourced labor unworthy of safety considerations. 

i think it looks great, but word on the street is the Corolla CVT is not reliable. i’d wait a few years and buy new or get one with the manual transmission.

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Oh God damn it.