There is a pretty revealing article at Town and Country magazine about the diamonds she worse at her wedding. Not a scrap of denim in sight. Or a thought for anyone else in the universe. I can’t help wonder how pleased Mr. Foreclosure King is over all the publicity she gave to their little sojourn to Ft. Know.

and at the pot luck after everyone caters to her and racks their brains and breaks their backs to cook something that she can eat which means no black pepper, salt, tomatoes, onions, butter, mustard, citrus, wheat, dairy or meat, stands there eating something repulsive that she brought from home, because she “didn’t…

the luxurious yawner. yawns loudly and long every ten to twelves minutes beginning 30 minutes after lunch when you are praying that your coffee will kick in and that the afternoon will go by, but no, ten minutes later, another yawn, punctuation all damn afternoon and you start to feel like you did in the most tedious…

Hospitals are serious places. The people who run them are serious people.

If American cops did not routinely carry guns, and were forced to use their heads, instead of lethal force, this would not have happened.

Cops should not have guns. If they didn’t they would have to use their heads, instead of their egos.

There will always be someone standing in the middle of a house fire fondling a fire extinguisher and standing on a running hose, who will ask how to help. And they will do such a bad job of it even after you tell them that you just grab the tools yourself and beg them to get out of the way. And then when the fire…

Didn’t work for beiber either. Hard to shake the tween star twinklies.

I did need to turn it off. Because it hurt.

The ad for Sleep Country USA is catchy too. Not danceable catchy, but neither is this.

This was another case of cop ego. Watch out for me. I don’t have to be patient. I have a gun and will use it if you are too disrespectful. Don’t go making me look silly chasing you around.

Yes. Wait it out. It’s in a thousand movies. Surround the person. Talk him down. Bring his Mom. Offer him ice cream. Throw a net. Hit him with a medicated dart. Play his favorite song. Let him scream until he is screamed out. Wait it out. Even if it takes all day, two days.

It’s his job.

What is wrong with them for not making this about at least actively bisexual, if not gay men? Men running around in leather straps and little skirts? Nude wrestling around the campaign fire? Personal attendant slaves? No Brainer.

There was a picture of M getting off the plane today with the big shades so all you could see was her lower face and I thought Oh, Ivanka went too?

definition of the criminal justice system

definition of the criminal justice system

So much for the old age rationale for the pardon.  

Spin cycle.

1. People rubberneck at train wrecks. 2. People have horrible taste.