Hold on, A 25-year-old would probably do a good job mowing my lawn. Lord knows, I'm too old, fat and lazy to do it.

Finished grad school and went to work in DC.

Inventory: 9 Reasons I've Never Watched Titanic

Which gives me the chance to share my pet theory that Mueller's special counsel team finds out that Trump's loyalty to Michael Flynn is connubial. Mike is Donnie's very own buttery male.

Counterpoint: Her emails. Benghazi. Stamina.

No. The FBI guys are living in a van down by the river.

Every scene break. Nothing on camera, though.

Stallone will reprise his Cobra role. Melodrama is the disease. He's the cure.

*SPOILER*

Racist Rodentist

The story gets fuzzy at the tail end.

How long have you been squirreling away that one?

Or use him as a pitching backstop and call him Mitt.

How soon can you deliver 10 episodes of that to Bunim/Murray?

A shark tanked a reality show?

Definitely in my personal top 10.

The judges would also accept "pornocracy." Which implies harlots but not sexual relations.

Everyone in the West Wing now asks, "Where's Moochie?"

But Mooch had an autofellatio lesson from Steve Bannon scheduled for first thing tomorrow!

just keep my beloved leg and thigh quarters dirt cheap. All the flavor, plenty of meat. Chicken breasts and wings are the real waste.