"Kanye West doesn't care about Beck people."

LAST!

My upvote-to-comment ratio is 20.3.

*starts slow clap*

*confers medal for going above and beyond to strain a pun*

Kinja repeat that?

Man, R. Kelly, urine trouble now.

Only Four Strange Things

I'll not be registering for Kinja, so anybody who wants should feel free to use this username and avatar. Lot of goodwill attached to the name. And it would really stick it to those Kinja guys if everyone used the avatar.

some sort of ill-conceived, poorly argued [fill-in-the-blank] point

No Seattleite would ever intentionally spill coffee.

Pie. Because when you're protesting fascists, wouldn't it be a great time to enjoy some rhubarb pie?

You have to understand that UVA has become such a bastion of leftist propaganda that simply enjoying sugar and airy counts as a subversive act.

Extremely Loud And Incredibly Close is the sequel to Ass.

If you'd ever met Obi-Wan, yoda known it.

He lives in Western North Carolina. It's camouflage among the Trump voters.

Yeah. I'd never buy or willingly listen to his music, but Clay Aiken seems like a good dude with lots of correct ideas.

I've grown a little tired of this kind of winning.

Observant Jewish man Steve Mnuchin shared Nazi Trump's podium yesterday. These folks definitely know they're complicit.

We can truast him, He's a doctuar.