How well do the new fivers roll for snorting coke?

The Rolex-wearin', limo-ridin', money-havin' Nature Boy is a Republican?

The Rock's Intercontinental Champion Belt, shined up real nice and turned sideways, was successful removed from Ric Flair's candy ass.

James Woods just fears the new flesh.

My bad. I do know that Hoover sicced the FBI on the KKK, putting at least one positive in his column.

It's bad. Almost entirely outside of living memory bad.

That blurber really knows how to get away with murder.

Counterpoint: Shonda Rhimes secretly wrote a great Fantastic Four script.

"Orange" is the new homophone.

What a Scandal!

You do if you want Trump to understand it.

Into it how? Like an attraction thing? She looks like campaign platform bunting.

Beitbarters are just pissed because an American magazine uses a French name like Vogue instead of a solid English-language word like "vogue."

We'll probably never hate Bill-O as much as he hates himself in the wee small hours of the morning.

O'Reilly promised never to spin. How can he pivot? Does he get a pass for only circumscribing an arc instead of turning a full circle?

LDP recurred as himself for the last three seasons of Cougar Town — mostly trying to sell his handmade torquoise jewelry. He makes a welcome addition to sitcoms.

When Pops goes on about Kurds, it's best to just get out of his whey.

Hey! What did white men ever do to anybody?

Typical dinosaur. Can't keep up with advances in commenting technology. Sad.

Hey! What did men ever do to anybody?