Not another wordplay/pun thread!

Thanks for highlighting the nonapology. The way the Boy Scouts of America has embraced Trump and shifted the blame onto Jamboree attendees disgusted me so much, I sent my Eagle Badge back and renounced my lifetime membership. At the risk of self-aggrandizement, I explain my dismay and decision in this open letter: http…

those in our Scouting family who were offended

I doubt I'm the richest person sitting in my own chair at this exact moment.

Never forget that Trump ruins everything — the DoD, election "integrity," LGBT rights — only to the extent that people let him and never stand up to stop him. Since the Boy Scouts of America added themselves to that roll call of the complicit and the damned, I have renounced and returned my Eagle Badge.

Not in the movie? Hey, more time to hang out with Brie Larson.

Do you draw it like this?

Shazam

Putting Captain Marvel in would bring the number of characters to infinity-plus-one.

FX should negotiate a settlement under which de Haviland gets to hold a grudge and never speak with the network for the next 80 years.

Too French. de Haviland would run into the same kind of right-wing resistance as John Kerry.

They just never orc as entertainment.

Making author biopics is getting to be a hobbit for Hollywood.

The Spy Who Fleeced Them

Never Say Working Title Again

Good stuff. More in this vein, please.

This list is almost enough to make me renounce my own Eagle Badge.

Look at the man. He obviously gets seriously winded after typing a paragraph or two.

He keeps eating drafts.

*commenting montage set to "Eye of the Tiger"*