Trump should not address campers at the Boy Scouts Jamboree. I can't name another person less trustworthy, loyal, brave, thrifty, cheerful, helpful, and the other virtues of the Scout Law. I hope some of the scout masters boo him.

Foxy Boxing?

AVC'ers play with themselves.

Not having any friends, no A.V. Club commenter has ever played this game.

Keep it NC-17. Nothing bluer than Basil Instinct.

BENGHAZI. Will not let it go!

"Emails" are a handy dodge set aside for Trump. For Trump …

Don't try and hand us that chive, man.

Give it thyme. We'll mace something up.

Trump likes Scaramucci because he can do the fandango.

Jeopardy! QuibbleThe judges should not have accepted "trees" as an answer to an early clue regarding "old growth these." You cannot answer the trees for the forest. See?

Stop with this. Never give rightwingers a shred of justification for their "the violent left is persecuting us and calling for assassination" narrative.

Trump can't seem to understand that the U.S. attorney general is not the president's defense lawyer. You could explain this to Trump in person for hours, and he still wouldn't realize that the AG represents the country*, not its chief executive.

We just didn't want to Rus into it.

No, Remus.

Repossession with a sheriff's deputy acting as the repo man

TRUE TALES OF UVULAR: Asked by one of my law firm clients if I could write up a quick explainer on replevin, I replied, "Sure. That's just, like, plevin again,"

Should have added a reference to the correspondence getting published in "Vogue."

I chalked that up to the sacramental wine.

This is worse than that time I took communion and the host was inscribed with "Religion is the opiate of the masses."