Heroes: Still trying to ruin lives and careers 10 years later.

Sure, "Go, Kesha,"

Wow. Talk about Gonzo journalism.

Hand puppets enjoy very little career autonomy.

"It's not easy being green."
— Trump's EPA Director Scott Pruitt

How do you keep up with the Dark Carnival like that?

Nabin took the office axe when he left A.V. Club headquarters. About a hundred bucks worth of Post-its and pens, too.

OK. Who has the copyright lawsuit here? Black Eyed Peas for "My Humps" or ICP for "My Axe"?

Maybe this version has a Donald Trump micro penis card.

Designed to be played every 28 days.

#notallwomenagainsthumanity

FUN FACTS: The Republicans who resigned from the Oklahoma Senate and House only to be replaced by Democrats are, respectively, facing charges of soliciting sex with a 17-year-old boy and sexually harassing two female employees.

Brooks is wrong in assuming people who have never seen the word cappicola will never be able to understand what the letters signify. His whole point is not that expensive Canadian bacon is exclusionary, but that the poors can't read.

if you had a fancy-ass master's in writing like David Brooks, you'd know that "pomodoro" means "postmodern doro."

The hardest thing to believe about this column is that David Brooks has a friend.

The last Republican to win the presidency without skullduggery was Eisenhower (arguably GHWB, but Iran-Contra). Check it:

i simply cannot bring myself to watch baseball games on Fox. Joe Buck's voice physically upsets me (a personal quirk), Buck knows as much about baseball as I do about ancient Sanskrit, and the Fox cameras never seem to be pointed at any game play.

He'll catch fire next time he goes to tell it on the mountain.

tbh = treason be happening

*with apologies to Robert Preston*