They're foretelling the Four Tour.

Just draw dots inside the u's. Duh.

Any football coverage is too much football coverage.

This is nice, but I'm cutting the cord later this month mostly to deny money to ESPN. NFL and college football aren't the only sports, goddamit.

Manafort hired Pence as vice president, going so far as to rig a mechanical problem with Trump's plane to keep him in Indianapolis on the night he intended to fly to NYC and offer the VP slot to Chris Christie.

the right-wing media talking point on why Trump refused to let anyone else meet with Putin is that he wants to "prevent leaks." Translate that to "prevent embarrassing truths getting out." When McMaster, for instance, went to the press with the story the Trump shared eyes-only intel with Lavrov and Kislyak in an…

I watched the episode and still don't know what MCM abbreviates.

@poprivets:disqus is not Teti's mom.

Ask FUX News.

You must be at least THIS millennial to understand the Newswire item.

Prospects for future revenue growth remain foggy.

Are you even cirrus right now?

Log / Fir

Not that I would know what the English transliteration of a Japanese porno title sounds like, but "Captured Aviatrix" sounds like the English transliteration of a Japanese porno title.

Exactly what are you confessing to, MLA?

I prefer aviatrixes who don't get captured.

It is warm in here.

Do gout-swollen feet meet the definition of "swole"?

If you're looking for hot dudes, why are you asking us?

Sure. Kill all the koalas for your amusement. Just don't come crying to me when you die from eucalyptus leaf poisoning.