As a middle-aged Jeopardy! fan, I often drift off during the 7:30 pm postprandial airing of episodes. "Sta woke" struck me as good advice.

Only if they have a lot of the original 8-ounce pull tabs from the 1950s.

They got over being furious fast.

Reflex. Vin squeezed her too hard.

Quit trying to make "A.V. Club" happen, A.V. Club. It's so not fetch.

You have to figure anyone who would accept a Trump spokesperson gig died inside years ago. But defending his tweets from the last few months must cause intellectual torment.

As a lifelong lazy eye sufferer, I'm stealing this. Kudos, @zachandcoke:disqus

To see the connection, squint so hard for so long that you become dizzy. Now you're thinking Republican!

Any time Trump talks about crime, reporters should ask him about his admissions of sexual assault, civil fraud trail losses/settlements, and conflicts of interest as president. It may take a thief, but Trump has made himself way overqualified to crack down on criminality.

If I had the money, I'd commission a huge golden calf statue to put in front of the Ten Commandments monument. While my statue was being cast, I'd float golden calf balloons around the monument.

Chaffetz is definitely off-brand for FOX News. He's not a sonorous, elderly "intellectual" conservative, nor a librarian/MILF porn actress. He can't even slot into the "confirmed bachelor" role of Shep Smith and Brian Kilmeade. Unclear why the Murdochs would give odd-looking, reedy voiced Chaffetz a gig.

What about Fast & Furious makes you so quick to anger?

A standard rider in The Rock's movie contract states no female co-star can have larger breasts than he does. The FF producers accepted legal obligations to focus on butts.

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It's not like we have to pay attention to him. We can find an unpleasant young man practically anywhere.

What if he said all this while stepping out of a bus with Billy Bush?

I don't understand CNN's or the editor and reporters' actions here at all. The story appears true in all details, just lightly sourced. I get the two-source rule, but since the facts are borne out by the public record, what's the deadly sin?

Top 500, at least

Does it make more or less sense when you learn J.B. Smoove will costar in a polka crime thriller?

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