No. But would you accept Deputy Dawg/Justice League?

"My name is Bruce Wayne. Billionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht."

When do we get the Duckman/Elmer Fudd crossover?

Do not say "moist."

HARSH BLASPHEMY ALERT; NSFW

"Too much" meaning "any." Never read any Dan Brown.

Not Girl Golden Parachute

Who died and made you Jesus?

The talking heads keep saying, "Heller faces an impossible choice: save Medicaid or keep his seat in the Senate." How is that even a choice? Heller is independently wealthy' he doesn't need the job. And that's even before factoring in the 90 percent odds that he'd get voted out FOR casting the vote to kill Medicaid.

No, you're thinking of Bill Bixby.

I think you just had a Nightmare on Elm Street.

But, hey, free penny.

You'll be sorry when those bullets come back down and you lack health insurance.

At least apologize for subjecting us to late-career Johnny Depp.

[Act I: The Meet-Cute]

You're not my supervisor. I don't owe you updated Simpsons references.

Maybe the stickers are infused with boron to absorb ions?

Will Rosie O'Donnell, Tom Arnold and Pauly Shore be aboard?

The model sitting at the laptop looks like a decent sandwich would solve all her problems. Stickers can't cure hunger pangs.

That does help. Thanks!
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