Has the Transformer fad run its course? It Has, bro.

Completely cowlless. You get to see her whole head of hair, split ends and everything.

Club DJs make the perfect film protagonists. They stand still in silence for long periods of time and display a talent that is both almost universally shared and limited in its scope. What's not to love?

Longtime Boston Celtics point guard Dennis Johnson?

Who plays the popular DJ?











You guessed it: Ryan Seacrest Frank Stallone.

He's still seeking ways to exact revenge for when an immigration officer made his grandfather change the family name from "Yeti."

OK. We'll meet you halfway. You can hunt, kill, field dress, butcher, and taxidermy fellow contestants. But no eating.

Define "eat."

Why would anyone take on this project? Watching Blade Runner 2049 could turn out the equivalent of winning the Powerball lottery while receiving the best blowjob of your life, and fans would still hate the sequel's writer, director, cast and studio. There's no winning on this.

Pun threads always quack me up.

That napping puppy pic has destroyed more marriages than credit card debt.

Skinner Box!?

Easy mistake since a Vulcanized rubber is someone masturbating to a picture of Leonard Nimoy.

I thought it was all the times the god of metalworkers and engineers pissed off Zeus.

When Kalanick inevitably gets convicted of a combination of financial fraud and employment rights violations, the judge should sentence him to driving for Uber and living on no other income or investments.

She's working on a whole series:

Definitely a sPARSLEY attended event.

People watch whale sex?

What do you mean, "Not that kind of a bear?"

Take it up with the NFL, the Nosferatu Football League.