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On an IQ test? My money's on the cyclone.

Sharks also can't compete in the Olympics because they are covered in that shakskin material that got banned after the 2008 Games.

Breaking its contract and walking away with intellectual property is exactly the kind of thing that would get Hitman sicced on the executives of a company like IO Interactive.

He pronounces it both ways himself.

Rosenstein's disclaimer about unnamed sources reflects the misunderstanding of the people above that that "unnamed" means "unknown." Trump, Bannon and such honestly believe that NTY and WaPo reporters have never met and do nothing to confirm the information they receive from people who request to remain unidentified

Not Double Team?

I forget. Is Dennis Rodman presenting Kim Jong-un a copy of Donald Trump's book the fifth or sixth seal?

Sexists, certainly.

Excellent username/comment synergy.

I'd convict a work-from-home gynecologist with a locking door on his basement office in a heartbeat.

The rare U.S. trial in which deference to wealth/fame and hardcore sexism supercede race. I've got the O.J. trial as precedent and nothing else.

*brush back pitch starts Second American Civil War*

I know I'm feeding a troll, but prove to me that a Republican has never used a gun to kill someone.

You joke, but the third (?) eighth season of MTV's Real World knowingly cast a raging, self-harming alcoholic named Ruth and played all her near-death experiences off as slapstick until they finally had to fire her for doing something that came close to killing other housemates.

Stick to PBS, but avoid Antiques Road Show. Too much nonconsensual wood-stroking on ARS.

You'll find the answers in The Dummie's Guide to Dummies' Guides.

Good enough for Melania Trump is good enough Robert Zimmerman. I mean, the man even plagiarized his stage name from a poet kids study in high school.

Even Steve Scalise's blood? His Louisana plasma is mostly frog leg metabolites and Dixie beer. Can't grow anything worthwhile in that.

Every gun is a Chekov's gun. Introduce it to the scene, and it will go off.

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