The only things to learn from movie critics who panned Predator are distrust and disrespect. What kind of moron doesn't like Predator?

If Trump hates getting insulted on Twitter he could — I dunno — stop insulting people on Twitter. Or get off Twitter altogether.

Two out of three IS bad.

Hell of an accomplishment. It couldn't be something helpful like making pasty, fat, poor guys sexy, could it?

Could just once the old adage "There are no second acts in American life" be true? Just one time?

They can come in handy.

Honey, if you gotta ask, you can't afford it.

So your advice is to reallocate my minifig budget to avocado toast? Will do.

*Simpsons Funzo reference*

Any law-talking guys or gals out there want to venture an opinion on whether the states have standing to sue a president for violating the Emoluments Clause. I mean, Trump is definitely violating the Emoluments Clause, but will a court determine that his actions harm the states who have claimed a tort?

Kim Jong-un's Missile Command

Can I still download Konami's Frogger: Genocide?

British chips and Freedom fries are still healthy, right?

Spoken like the recent MFA graduate assigned to copy edit the book written by the lead singer of Slipknot.

Corey Taylor presents The A.V. Club Comments Copy-and-Paste.

I thought Idris Elba was considered too James Bond-y to play a street-hardened detective inspector like Luther.

Still better than red sauce. Who cooks a tomato?

Excuse you.

You'd think Panopoulos' real innovation was getting pineapples to grow in Canada.

Right. The worst thing to put on a pizza is tomato sauce.