Should've named the aftershow "Yakety-Yak: Do Talk Black."

Seems pointless to relocate now since Trump won't be president come September.

Hey! Eric Trump never hurt anyone.

Maybe instead of charitable donations, Ivanka could force the kids with cancer earn their chemo by making blouses and purses

Especially for Trump.

Twins?

U.S. Navy warship. Though he was a strong swimmer. Probably could have tread water for a good stretch of his deployment.

Are you my cousin Richie?

My uncle thinks so. He tells it all the time.

SPOILER: Pop Rivets is a Raggedy Andy doll.

My Dad was in the Gulf of Tonkin and my Mom was in Norfolk, gestating me. No Woodstocking, there.

My uncle and namesake actually made it partway to the original Woodstock Festival. He turned around about 20 miles west of The Bronx, though, because traffic had gridlocked.

Especially if you're the governor of California.

Among the small-print bands, "Bleaker" makes a more-metal name than "Bleeker,"

FUN(?) FACT: In his statement on the U.S. House's condemnation of attacks on protesters at the Turkish Embassy, Speaker Paul Ryan named the capital of Turkey as Istanbul. Not Constantinople. Nor, as accuracy would demand, Ankara.

Quibble: People without college degrees who earn more $100K per year are plumbers, carpenters and contractors. Definitely blue collar, if not economically disadvantaged.

The Edgar Awards?

Cowboy Alt-Country can expect a small, older, but fiercely loyal audience.

This will work just so long as they cast no Asian actors in lead roles.

Yeah, sometime they really chafe my bass, too.