Fuck this shit.

...4 hours later after rooting an android and trying to install ios on it you realize that pot and such a headline lead to productivity. Useless useless produtivity :)))

Sux for you guys.  It worked just fine on my Galaxy S10.

Not working on my Google Pixel either.

I like your avatar.

*continues running insecure, buggy software to own the... tech journalists?*

No? Anyone else always feel like not doing what headlines like these tell you to do?

*Frantically trying to update to iOS 13.1 on my LG*

Well, there’s Gangsta rap in the background, so I’d say 50-cent percent.

This one’s for my homie with the extinguisher.

So proud that you’re here!

Is this where I should post an on-point, sardonic cartoon? Because I’m totally going to post an on-point, sardonic cartoon.

As someone who won 5th place in the Stanislaus County Math Blitz in 1996, I, too, am an award-winning commenter. It’s nice to see other people of my caliber in the comments here.

Congratulations!

I’m a multi-Kinjy Award-winning commentor. [Ed. note: Big Knife, The Takeout’s Commentor-At-Random, completlely fabricated The Kinjy Awards]

Yeah, chips and salsa sounds like complete bullshit.

On this episode of “Let’s remember some failed police propaganda programs”: D.A.R.E.

Don’t you have more important things to do? Like throwing bananas at black soccer players?

These Russian bots are everywhere now

actually when you win it’s good