Ha! I snorted some of my coffee thanks to this. At least now I’ve been instantly caffeinated. Have a star, sir.

Anybody can Ctrl+C a car.

If you could Ctrl+C a car, you wouldn't be stealing a car.

I think the specially curated themed brunch got big. Also I came of drinking-age and being-able-to-afford-things-age in the 2010s, so to me, thats when Brunch started.

While I’m tempted to say Avocado as it was trendy, had the whole generational/cultural divide thing going on, it is now everywhere, and sale of Avocados helps fund Mexican drug cartels, I’m going with the Chicken Sandwich.

Seriously. Find me a worse fucking vegetable than kale.

The avocado. It was the focal point of so many cultural flash points - generational antipathy against millennials, panics about shortages potentially caused by deportations ad tariffs, using peas as a substitute in guacamole, just to name a few. 

Pumpkin spice lattes. Cronuts and avocado toast and brotein bars are ever-present and people stopped making a fuss after initial introduction but there are entire industries propped up by the annual pumpkin spice-flavored everything and the cult-like following around it. 

“I hit stupid orange cones all the time, ON PURPOSE, because, like Elon, I realize they serve no useful purpose except to hold back a multitide ofimbeciles like you, sitting in your cars, slaves to one stupid little orange cone.”

Fail. The title should read “Pedo Guy hits traffic pylon...”

It took me almost 40 years to finally understand that, really, Turkish Delight is kind of awful. Par for the course for Edmund, that little snitch.

How is ambrosia not the first thing. Fruit of the gods that makes you immortal

A hot dog sandwich.

Gloves come off

You know what I liked... Command and Conquer Generals. Terrific game, I remember playing as the militia and having pickup trucks with gunners and dirt bikes. It seemed so realistic at that time. Great game.

It should be against the law to automatically charge people after a free trial ends. I get having to put the credit card on file so people can’t just make unlimited email accounts for unlimited free trials, but there should ALWAYS be a prompt that says “Your free trial has ended, you can continue to use this service…

This isn’t a precise answer, but... does Wisconsin have a 20+ point scale for levels of drunkenness?

“... and live in Russia while sober.”

I mean who are they limiting on these statues?

What’s the deal with statutes of limitation?