Because shut up, Kyle.

But he mentioned three times he has a girlfriend like he does in every article, as a defense mechanism, so theres’ that

Fat jokes are fun! 

Appears you don’t need the Mt Dew.      Too many calories

It is best to tip in cash

I really like the cut of Dez’s jib. Calm, collected and he knew his rights. 

You travesties of flesh and bone. You absolute cretins. You horrible, terrible excuses for humanity.

When working I don’t like to wait for baggage claim to do their thing, so carry-on is usually the only way I fly. That said, if I am going some place for work I can get away with a backpack under my seat. And if flying for personal vacation, whats 10 more minutes at baggage claim?

That and the whiskey

I’ve always thought it was funny that people crowd up to be first on the plane. They’ll stand up 20 minutes before boarding even starts, only to wait in line another 15 minutes in line, just so they can be the first ones to sit down in the sardine can while everyone else takes another 20 minutes to board. Regardless…

I don’t have to pee, I just get drunk on the power of inconveniencing so many people at once.

“I’ve flown with a 24-hour flu”.

“Get outta here John. We’re smoking pipe weed, and you don’t want no part of this shit.” - CS Lewis

The most effective routine is the one that you do.  If this inspires people, this is that routine.

I mean, you picked the one cooking tool where the manufacturing process is the name of the cooking tool. Cast iron pans are made by casting iron.

64 yr old was British, that was his hard Brexit.

I love it. I can live with any potential loss of hipster cred.

Broke the barrier.  No longer Virgin.

Has to be said - they really Rammed it in there.