I give this comment 5 bags of popcorn.
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He probably shouldn’t. I’m not like addressing personal correspondence to him here.
My one issue with Tim Heidecker is that he’s too involved with shit that isn’t worth his attention.
Does that guy want the camera to punch him in the face?
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Sam Kinison had a bit about that in the 80's....flipping funny!
When reached by Kotaku, the Ford dealership said they didn’t know what we were talking about.
This is a great piece, Mike — it’s nice to see the occasional serious, longer article with just the right mix of humor, facts, and history (as opposed to most of Jalopnik’s usual short/funny bits, or mainstream Gawker’s long and unnecessarily inflammatory articles).
hey if global warming is going to bring us horrific flooding, at least its in texas and west virginia...two of the states keeping us from acting to mitigate the effects of global warming. Perhaps there is a god...if so he seems to be a fan of irony.
Wearing brown contacts and contouring your face is “yellowface”? OK....
He/she said soften your Westerner nose bridge with some makeup magic, not go full Jerry Lewis.
Super Slender? C’mon, is anybody really saying that? And is that the best we can do? What about Size 0 Tower? Skydi Klum? Skigh Gap?
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The “Nokia tone” is actually 164 years old and from a guitar.
Yeah, but her gravy train just came in. This is a money based gravy train which she will turn into a gravy based gravy train.
Long ago, a storm was heading for the city of Quin’lat. Everyone took protection within the walls except one man who remained outside. Kahless went to him and asked what he was doing. “I am not afraid,” the man said. “I will not hide my face behind stone and mortar. I will stand before the wind and make it respect…
And just think, once Amazon gets it drone delivery system up and running in earnest, you can literally shoot down free shit from the air.
Hell yeah I’m surprised. Where were the guns?
Yeah it was a mediocre movie that had the title character only have 18 minutes of screen time, outright killed of Bryan Cranston’s character a half hour into the movie, and then decided to follow Captain Blandy McBlanderson and his ability to survive things that should have definitey killed him. I also found it weird…
Can we all agree now the 2014 Godzilla reboot was not a good movie? No, it wasn’t quite the disaster of the Emmerich movie, but at least that movie was entertaining in its awfulness. The last Godzilla was just boring — I nearly fell asleep in the theater. (My favorite factoid: Godzilla is only in the movie for 8…
Yep; Islam is definitely holding them back
Maybe that’s why they’re crashing. Dune bashing requires beer.