The tears on this website might be a close second. It’s a fucking football game, not a metaphor for the country.

Alternative facts

Knights were not part of a team. They were individuals who swore fealty to a lord. They had to have help putting on their armor. If you want people who organize and work together, they should have gone more with Vegas history and called their team The Mob.

Of course Ross just homered. This game is . . . I don’t know. Need a new word for it. Bonktatoes.

See, I’m sure it’s informative, but then I’d have to listen to Malcolm fucking Gladwell.