His lawyer argued, to no avail, that he presents zero threat to the public safety, given his stolen base numbers.

Wow, that’s horrible.

“Great team, awesome win. Love the Cubs. Since I was a boy, I loved them, watched them win that big championship back when I was a kid, fan ever since. Huge, great. Tom Ricketts, good friend of mine, great friend. Talk to Ernie Blanks on the phone twice a month, just to chat. That’s how much the Cubs mean to me. …

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That’s the point, he doesn’t want to wrestle girls, girls don’t want to wrestle him, and the UIL is saying that the situation created by their rules that require him to wrestle as a girl and upsets everyone except the UIL isn’t their problem.

Yeah, he should be wrestling with the guys. Like he wants to.

As a Cubs fan, I’m going to miss the spark he provided in our lineup, and the fact that he genuinely seems like a good, smart, sports dude. I know you can’t paint entire fan base with one brush, but the BFIB are not doing themselves any favors in this instance.

You’re welcome back any time, Dex.

What is this article? This has nothing about the Cardinals losing a baseball game.

The Woodlands is what America would look like if the Germans won WWII

Thank you for providing an example of why Boston has made the list.

This is some petty shit and I am living for it.

Dear Jorge,

I work at a very diverse, progressive place. After the election one of our few white dudes said, “This is awful! I’m a white man. Everyone is going to think I’m the enemy now.” The entire room was like:

She’d make millions if she started selling The Bible: As Annotated by Reagan.

Chrissy Teigan is beautiful and witty and eloquent so you shut your mouth.

That’s the problem. There is no “right” way to kill someone.

How about the ladies just stop fucking Republicans?

Just make sure you’re not fucking someone who voted against you.

I’m pretty embarrassed to admit this, but I was once anti-choice. I was a born-again christian asshole. I spoke at a dinner, there’s video of me at the age of 19 on a christian talk show, marched at an anti-choice event. I do my penance now by giving money every month to Planned Parenthood and having an abortion every…