the Indians never quite threatened, but they constantly threatened to threaten

I live in this not-so-great state and if you didn’t know, it goes like this:

Guys, Trump is an aberration and doesn’t represent the values of the Republican Party.

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

There sure is. And you can bet he won’t be paying for her tuition anymore.

“Ties were not uncommon occurances back in the old days.”

Nope, not at all. Unless they are in my bed, I’m not interested (side note: if you are an Olympian reading this post—call me!)

For some reason I expected a love triangle to be part of the story and now I'm disappointed. This is like freshmen year roommate level of intrigue.

Yep. Had a roommate do this to me. He was even nice enough to leave a note on the door telling me and our other roommate to not come home tonight. Fortunately, the ONLY window in the apartment that was opened was the one to his bedroom. So, I crawled in through the window, spent a minute critiquing his performance…

#HotTake: This was intentionally done by a team employee who 1) thought it would be funny or 2) was making a statement about the team trading for him. Because the chance that this was a random occurrence- that song for that player- is zero.

My personal preference is “please clap.”

orly

Katie Nolan needs to be mentioned the next time a late night network gig comes available. She is a damn national treasure.