“Also, per school policy, the dog has been expelled”

Your eyes are mistaking you; it’s her coach. The story says so.

The Gang Gets Caught Doping

You win the gold medal for scorching hot takes!

It really is Cam Newton’s fault.

Zachary D. Manprin: Cardinal Fan or Schiano Man?

Yeah, but “borderline illegal shit” is also known as “legal shit”.

Correct.

This is my favorite comment ever.

I suppose next you’re going to tell me that badminton players don’t wear football cleats.

Top men are looking into this. Top men.

You do realize you are critiquing the technique of a bunt in a parody video??

orly

+500

Michael: “People love J.J. Watt, but they don’t really like J.J. Watt, know what I’m saying?”

Huge fan of yours for years on here. This one is glorious.

which features Martellus saying that “NFL” stands for “Niggers For Lease”

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

I hope that Skip’s first guest is 2016 Presidential candidate Giant Meteor.