Mike Tirico's Inner Monologue: "What is he— can it be? Yes! He is reaching for my manly chest! All the days, the years I've longed for this, and finally my fantasies have come to fruition! Sure, to some, it may seem like a mere playful grope, but I know better. When you work alongside a man for so long, you can sense…

Just imagine the internet outrage if this happened TO the Steelers. I think twitter would be broken.

actually the phrase is "You got Hawked". As in you got hawked down.

Kyle, he said "You got walked." As in you got walked down. As in you got caught from behind.

Wait, when do they start talking about McDonald's Mighty Wings™?

ah yes. Black friends - the currency of racism.

So would you walk up to one of these code talker WWII vets and be comfortable addressing them as redskins? If the answer is yes, you're an asshat racist, period. If the answer is no, then you can't argue that it is ever appropriate to use the word.

So fine, let's talk weed and what it actually costs a person. The answer, obviously, is somewhere from $60 to a lot per ounce, depending on what you like to smoke and where you live.

Joke's on you, Tom! I was crying at my desk before I watched this.

He did go off-record as stating he has "abused her crack", giving a wink and a nudge, leaving reporters wondering just what exactly in the fuck he meant by that.

In keeping with tradition, Loria has vowed to do all he can to make her a Yankee.

Hi Grandma

Brian McCann thinks his reaction was a little over-the-top.

What I really want to see is Larry Johnson reunited with Grandmama. That reunion is a WAY overdue.

Respect to the concord 11s

Real eyes realize real thighs.

More like hock-ey, eh?

Charlie Weis Does Not Skip Leg Day

His calves look more like full-fucking-grown cows.