I haven’t had one in twenty years, but my drunk arse would often munch on one of these whilst trying to get a cab home from the pub.

There’s nothing cornish or dogish about this.

Corn dog?  Looks more like an egg roll.

I was thinking Liar Liar

The footage 100% looks like a Black Mirror episode where they digitally removed the attackers so that everyone would think this guy was a crazy idiot.

To be fair, “good at reading at writing” is rare when it comes to cops. Probably needed all 5 to help with spelling.

Most people vastly underestimate how much of the average department’s equipment and uniform standards is up to the whims of the politically appointed chief.

The car has other issues, namely size. Tesla back seats “only have room for one prisoner,” Crook said, limiting an officer’s ability to sequester suspects. With an all-Tesla police force, Crook believes incidents involving more than one party will require more officers to respond with more cars, putting strain on…

Crook remembered a case where his detectives drove 630 miles to Mexico to transport a potentially dangerous subject in their vehicle.

If only Elon hadn’t fled to Canada to avoid mandatory South African military service.

This should be pinned on every article about him or his companies

There’s a lot of that going on these days. See: Trump, Donald.

At this point, you’re a complete fool if you believe a word that man says.

Musk himself has helped spread the image that he’s personally riding around in helicopters and airdropping free Starlink terminals to needy people and first responders so they can contact each other. Not a great plan, but could be somewhat useful to some people. Instead we find out it’s just a run-of-the-mill new…

It’s not a bait and switch but it’s 100% a PR stunt. If you have internet to order, you don’t need Starlink! Starlink is still profiting off sales of the equipment. The equipment needs to be delivered to a hurricane ravaged area in a timely manner for the offer to be meaningfully impactful.

It’s a buncha BS

If they have internet service to sign up for the promotion that is only available online, why do they need 30 days of free internet from Musk?

This critique seems to be lacking in hypothesis and resolution. There are some elements that suggest that this is not in fact a critique but a bad faith argument in defense of Musk and his grift.

“I can’t fault a company for needing to charge for hardware”

The man is worth over $200 billion. He could give away dozens or hundreds activated units to every community impacted for shared use and it wouldn’t even make a dent on his pocket change.