Jesus, tailgating is the oldest trick in the book to sneak into a place you don’t belong. The fact that such a method can work in airports is baffling!

“ The stowaway almost got away with it, but then he tried to fly back to Munich on the same plane.”

There were days when MAD and CRACKED were just as timely with the current news as the major outlets.

This right here.  Those things have like 5 point harnesses.  Either they just weren’t using car seats, or they weren’t buckling the kids in.

it’s not clear if the two children were in car seats at the time of the crash

To better fit the analogy to reality, you prepaid your doctor for a procedure and then didn’t compensate you when the procedure never happened, and got banned from the hospital for 12 days.

Sure you’ll just let it roll until you’re denied a time sensitive loan / lose out on a great house offer because you wanted to cut your dr some slack, but you’re credit got fucked and you’re in collections.

Seriously people, mistakes happen?

“claims he had to do a 95 to catch me.”

I remember in the mid to late 2000's, when flying Delta, we were told my Brother (who was probably 5 years old) had come up as being on the no fly list. They took one look at him and corrected the issue on the spot.

I made the mistake of having long hair and a VW bus in an upscale L.A. neighborhood one evening while trying to find an address that had been written unintelligibly on a scrap of paper. I’d slowly driven a few blocks looking for a familiar house when the blue lights came on behind me.

“Hello officer” I said. Instead…

This is why I avoid travel in the south and podunk places too far off main roads. Me and a friend got pulled over in rural Virginia for suspicion of DWB in a car with DC plates. We were on the way somewhere else, and he wanted to swing by to see if a college buddy and his wife were home. We passed the cop who had…

I’ve noticed for some reason, non car folks seem to think Chrysler 300Cs are like Rolls Royces or Bentleys or something. I’ve seen people gasp in awe as a 300C rolls by. Somehow they really nailed the “looks like a luxury car to people who know nothing about cars” look.

You’re damn lucky you didn’t get tazed or lead-poisoned.

When we were 12, my buddy and I were on our bicycles and passed a radar trap set up a little ways around a corner from his house. So when we got to his place we quickly made up a little cardboard sign that said “slow down, radar ahead” and sat at the end of his driveway with our warning. Cars flashed their lights at…

“You don’t look like you should be driving around in something like this”

i got pulled over by a bored asshole utah state trooper in the high desert on my way to colorado for out of state tint. he threatened to have my car impounded and leave me stranded out there with no water and no cell coverage. he was gonna try and get me for expired out of state inspection and registration too. i…

Kid (4 at the time) had to pee really badly so I whipped into a gas station of I30 in Alexander, Arkansas (just southwest of Little Rock). My wife unbuckled the kid and dashed inside just as a cop pulled up behind me with his lights on. Apparently I’d parked in “not a parking spot.” It wasn’t a fire lane or…

Yeah, all things being equal, they’d want to sell the cars with the highest price/commission, unless the headaches outweigh that.

I’ve always wondered -- if the President of the United States boards a V-22 Osprey, is it Marine One while taking off and then Air Force One once the rotors tilt into horizontal flight mode?