If colby-jack cheese was a person.

But what are the odds that day comes?

And you continue to reward them w/ your clicks.

I think it’s great & he should hire the best lawyers money can buy; that way, he bankrupts his family & is aware of it while trapped in a prison of his own making, his wife maybe divorcing him but definitely in far worse circumstances than he likely promised her at some point. Hell yeah, sign over that house to the…

‘He’s contrary, & I’m dumb enough to believe that means he’s smart!’

If? He’ll be hired to another force before Labor Day weekend. He’s an experienced cop in Floriduh, they don’t want cops too smart so this guy’s just shown he’s exactly the cop some PD about an hour away NEEDS.

It’s stunning. Clearly designed by people who appreciate the old muscle cars & if I had the money, I’d snag it.

‘We’re better than someone!’, they shouted, remembering how they were held back in grade 13.

Bricklin YASSSS

No bad car! You’re the bad car!

I’m confused, where’s the picture of a Bricklin?

Too funny. Still bowing to peer pressure as a grown-ass man.

Well, that was a Google Images rabbit hole.

“Hi, I’m the embodiment of the survivor’s fallacy! You may remember me from such clever chestnuts as ‘I was spanked & I turned out fine!’ and ‘I got COVID but I didn’t die so no one needs the vaccine!’. I’m a white male & if something doesn’t go the way I want I’m confident in saying that I have recourse & would never…

To be fair, the cops don’t think it’s a bad idea. They love it for all the opportunities it creates to do the things they joined the police force to have permission to do, consequence-free!

For me it was a guy pounding on my window, demanding I pull further forward to block a gas station driveway. He needed to be 10 feet closer to the red light, apparently.
Then the light turned green & he had to haul ass back to his car.
:)

Defamation

How do reasonable people capable of critical thinking or at least, not drowning in the shower, see all those hurricane evacuation route signs & not think, ‘Oh, this area gets severe weather. I should be cautious w/ my belongings.’
Same thing happens when folks move there w/o thought to how many bridges are btwn them &…

‘To confirm I understand my 5th Amendment right avoiding self-incrimination?’

Yep; the only way to win is not to play.