Living in NYC sucks eggs, tho.

Regera? More like Regreta...amiright?

“You never had your snark”

Tom, you are reaching dangerous levels of sarcasm. When this much sarcasm is placed together you can create a critical mass of snark that will detonate and consume good intentions within a one week radius.

He wants $95,000 for this thing.

I don’t blame her too much. I’ve seen NSXs called Corvettes, one guy kept calling the G-wagen he saw a Land Rover, someone else kept arguing that the Lotus Elise he saw was the next gen Miata, all sorts of stupid stuff like that. V8s in cars that have I6es, AWD/RWD/FWD confusion, even from supposed car enthusiasts.…

Can we please admit to ourselves that the GTR actually IS a supercar? Please? Because it is. Skyline? A coupe or sedan with a GTR spec akin to an AMG or RS. GTR as its own standalone model? Supercar.

I really wish Jalopnik would kill off Lanesplitter. After Sean MacDonald was let go this blog has been on a huge downward spiral. Nearly 50% of the articles on the front page are strictly two wheels bad. Granted there have been a few tragic deaths over the weekend, but the real issue is there has been a lack of…

Or you know, give it time, because it took the last incarnation of top gear a full season and a half to stop not sucking.

Why is he taking it so seriously? He’s the parent running to the kid who wiped out and justifying the shrieks.

IDK, they decided to be a bunch of DX by canceling the IDx. Thanx, Nissan!

Are we in a ever-increasing seat height position race? People like being able to see over the cars infront of them, but if everyone has crossovers, then we are back to square 1. Personally I think we should all be driving go-karts for commuting. Zero safety equipment, ultimate accountability and there is no seat…

BMW: The Ultimate Driving Machine
*makes a bunch of FWD cars and crossovers*
BMW: The Driving Machine
*makes cars self driving*
BMW: The Machine
*gets bought out by Chinese*
BMW:... we’ll get back to you on that one.

Took me a second but once I got it:

In a church, at a funeral.
I have shame.

If you need to be heard to be safe, you’re not doing it right.

MSRP - $15,500

“I’ll take ‘Things That Surprise Nobody’ for $600, Alex.”

Guys, come on. How many TG stories is this now in the last 24 hours, eight? Nine?