This man put the Ram in the Ram a lam a ding dong, Dodge bless him!

Why the fuck the EPA doesn’t devise a way to REALLY TEST the emissions while the car/truck is REALLY DRIVEN on a normal road? Just put a control unit in the truck bed or on the back seat, connect an effin’ hose to the tailpipe and go trolling around for a couple of hours on urban and extra-urban roads, and stop…

I still do not know which was and is the maximum speed of my last two cars. With the present one, I once touched the 108 mph for a few seconds (my car has a 1.2l engine) on an empty highway, but almost immediately backed down because I’m poor and cannot afford the fine. Life can be quite shitty, sometimes.

And why I beg your pardon, ...why I should kiss your stinky ass? Just because you wear a stinky man bun? I’ll give you a kind Italian invitation that you can Google, should you want to know more: “Ma vaffanculo, tu e la tua crocchia del cazzo!”

...and we sometimes (very often indeed - personal experience) fuck the wife of those stupid Americans, that are already dead drunk half an hour after dinner... because that’s what she said: “we American women love this thing of you Italians, that you’re not into booze every evening that God puts on earth!...” and we…

I like more the longstanding joke that yo mama’s so fat that when she went to the theater everybody yelled, “Look King-Kong in 3-D!

Indeed, maybe you’re not totally wrong... if the buck stops there.

My compliments. Sometimes I cannot do without wondering... am I so stupid, since I didn’t think of an ass fisting related theme for my username? Probably yes, since these are the times when a president elected is accused of organizing golden showers, but d’oh... have I said that I don’t want to live on this planet…

Quote “the FF 91 acts much the same only faster. The added horsepower makes the car accelerate faster. The four-wheel steering makes the car turn flatter. ...omissis... All four wheels spin on the launch. I said that, right? I keep thinking about it, a week later.” End Quote.

A car is a FEMALE. And we Italians got it right. Period.

...AND SILICONE. LOTTA SILICONE.

Indeed. This evening more than 600 Italians were still stranded in Istanbul, after three days without their luggage.!

But do they have Tweeters and Sackbuts??? Moreover, NOW is the moment to sell some “Trumpchi”... with a strong, Twitter only marketing campaign of course!...

To make it short, it didn’t work. Period. Faraday took to an international automotive event a car that didn’t work. Memorized and stored, for any future reference.

1st Gear: A Feint For The Ages (i.e. Latin Wisdom)