The MLB never fucking ends.

“ Those who switched over from college basketball hoping for a more exciting game probably would have had more fun sticking with March Madness, since the Spurs made the game an ugly, slow, physical wrestling match.”

Aren’t bees supposed to be going extinct or something?

Good to hear Lethbridge squeaked one out last night.

Now I know what it sounds like when Superintendent Chalmers sniffs helium.

Or nah.

First crash of the day at Fontana.

Obviously, Steph Curry is the craziest thing we’ve seen in a long time, but this was a bad shot that went in, not a good shot. Had he been off target by as much, but in any other direction, it would have been an airball.

How much time are you going to spend on your job search this weekend, Patrick?

That was the second-best bank shot of the day, behind only Northern Iowa’s.

Can we just have Deadspin and Jalopnik create their own media group and have only Gawker die? Please?

I went to college with Kurt. They played in an offense that involved at least 10 passes trying to get a shot no farther away then 2 feet from the basket. Anything else was considered an ill advised, glory boy shot. Kurt was WCC player of the year making those two-footers. I would have thought the Showtime Lakers would…

Matt Barnes probably will be available for the Knicks’ head coaching gig next year, but he absolutely hates players who grab rebounds.

Mark Sanchez is probably a better get than Sam Bradford. Also this delusion I’ve been chugging for the last week as a Broncos fan is going to make me throw up.

Just soon enough.

I'm guessing if they can't find him he was probably an eligible lineman.

Who’s calling this?

“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

That face you make when you nut but she keep sucking