Um ... no he didn’t. Google “highers-up” and “higher-ups” and see what happens.

These people are definitely momos.

How did “disrupt”/“disruption” not appear once in this article?!

Barkley’s goofy, self-effacing persona may lead people to forget one important thing: He’s a tough motherfucker who can, and will, beat the shit out of any given jabroni.

The lady in red is brawling with me, cheek to cheek,
All the Turks are here, without leather pants,
And no olive oil,
But we can kick ass in pant suits anyway,
I’ll never forget the way you fought tonight.

This is an underrated comment.

Any word on whether he might have to pay the money back and/or get jail time? The Daily Mail says he “allegedly broke his legal responsibilities to the organization”, so does that mean he risks legal punishment?

That’s what I was thinking. It’s hard to claim the grammatical high ground when you get your own pronouns fucked up.

Nonetheless, editors out there: It’s “home” in, like a “homing” pigeon.

WHAT’S NOT TO LIKE?!

Why not? Your mom stayed up with us too.

Last night my sports-hating wife specifically stayed up to watch post-game TV with me, because I told her Riley Curry might make an appearance.

FOUR billion?! I had no clue Dr. Evil had three brothers!

Isn’t putting your ball into a pipe just a modified version of docking?

Barkley’s reaction said it all. He was just bug-eyed and shaking his head.

Who is Boot Ray Lewis? He can’t be worse than Ray Lewis, right?

Whitlock is always up for some puff ...

Yeah ... but this guy is still a big fuckin problem.

Counterpoint: hate-fucking