This will certainly cause people to raze eyebrows.

Just more evidence that Charlie Villanueva is a cancer on the league.

Puerile Pundit Plies Pool Playtoy Pursuing Prospect; Pure Passer Painlessly Prevails Past Pointless Ploy.

“No, no, no, no. Lemme show you how that’s done.”

Jon Gruden: Secret Fat Guy

With the second pick in the 2016 NFL Draft, the Cleveland Browns select, Blue Pool Noodle from that video from the Internet.

Dr Shark Bird is fucking great.

One of those names that really benefits from being said out loud.

I once encountered Furious Carney when I grabbed the Bearded Lady’s cock.

That photo serves as a perfect metaphor for when Deadspin cross links its readers over to Jezebel.

I think that's a Sigur Ros song.

I like Peola Smith-Smith to make some noise. The sheer absurdity of the decision to hyphenate the same name... imagining the conversation between husband and wife when that topic came up... I just can’t get enough of it.

Or a Wesley Willis song.

Peola Smith-Smith fucking slays me for some reason.

Sicnarf Loopstok is impossible to even read, let alone say, without at least cracking a smile.

Dick Tips is criminally underseeded

Chizu Shimizu Buckalew is an extremely strong 15 seed.

yeah it’s just a bunch of fake moves, and then the Stunner, which is real. i don’t get it either

#GoodSimja